well, as the picture i hope to upload shows - in india (and many other regions throughout the world) they use "squatty pottys" wherein, it's like you're in the woods going in a little hole in the ground, but rather, it's a nice porcelain hole... in a tile floor.  you pull your pants to your ankles, squat like a small child looking at rocks, and just enjoy the experience.

It's a nice place to go. The Eastern Hills Mall is normally seen as a crappy Mall in the area but their restroom is pretty nice. It was remodeled a few years ago.

Wow. I have never been in such a foul place. It's fitting for a bar though. I don't know if they changed things much but this review is from when I went a few months ago. (April maybe?) I'm going to try to not write too much about it. If I followed the "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" rule then this website would not exist, or be funny.

It's small. Oh so very small. The stench is over powering and walls are littered with graffiti and stickers of people whoring out their bands.

For a gas station bathroom it's not bad at all. The lighting is a little dim but there's a huge potpourri basket that handles the smell nicely. I usually only mention one visit but I went during the winter and there was a small space heater. Very impressive!

The toilet is a little wobbly and some of the tile is missing from the wall but it looks pretty nice. The stall walls were painted speckled green and is very soothing.